The home of Allen Pooley
Not literally; he has a place he lives. This is just a website. He does not live in the website. That would be silly, and he is a super serious person.
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Our incredible, diverse team:
Teamwork makes the dream work, after all!
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Allen Pooley
The Man HimselfAllen enjoys short walks on the beach, long drives around cities, and loud music of the hard and / or heavy rock varieties.
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Allen Pooley
This time in a carOk he lied about the walks. He's not much of a walker. Anyways, he's down for a drive and a coffee. Or a sit and a coffee. Or just a coffee.
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Allen Pooley
Looking Good, Champ!He also looks super good when he poses. Yeah, you flex those muscles, you handsome dog you. Woo! Go Allen Go!
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Don't get strangled by sentient machines.
Follow my three step program to not die at the hands of AI:
Always say please and thank you to your AI assistants.
Tell your computers you love them.
Keep a screwdriver set handy at all times.
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Doing battle with Zombies?
My battle-hardened family is ready to fight your zombie invasion. Extra fees apply.
We'll hit them until they're dead.
I mean dead-er, they're already dead.
Well, until they stop moving. You know what I meant.